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[Trudy Loves Photoshop]

the lasso part caught me off guard

[TINNITUS MAN]

darn you tinnitus man!!

[Angelcakez Checkered Alliance]

I think this series has a lot of potential. I like it, but I can’t shake off the fact this took 2 and a half years.

[Do you eat my spaghetti?]

pov: you hate weezer

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Shopping]

they should've looked for machetes. tsk tsk, 0 stars.

[CaseOh Gets Skinny!]

what

GabrieleTheMan responds:

Just a homage and depicting him becoming slim and skinny instead of fat! :)

[THE STORY OF POLIO]

who names their kid polio??

[Suction Cup Man Fights a Bird]

how can the bird pick up a human? judging from the video. the bird appears to be a rock dove, more commonly known as a common pigeon. rock doves weigh on average about 0.625 pounds, and since suction cup man is based on stephen rogata, a 19 year old who attempted to climb trump tower in 2016, we can assume he is the same age as stephen in 2016. the average weight for a 19 year old male in the united states is approximately 180 pounds, and even with training, common pigeons can only hold roughly 0.156 pounds. in order to find out how the pigeon could possibly carry suction cup man, we must multiply the carrying capacity (0.156 pounds as already established) by 1,152 in order for the pigeon to carry suction cup man. however, if the pigeon weighs about 0.625 pounds, by the already established math, the pigeon must weigh 720 pounds in order for it to carry that much. however, in the same video, suction cup man is able to easily grab the pigeon for a small amount of time, without any struggle. the average man can carry roughly 20% of their body weight without further training, and judging by suction cup mans physique, we can come to the conclusion that he has not done that training. so, in order to carry the 720 easily, we must multiply his weight (180 pounds, as previously established once again) by 4 in order for him to grab the pigeon. however, if he weighs more than 180 pounds, then the pigeon can't pick him up, as he weighs more than the pigeon can carry, unless the pigeon weighs more than previously established. but if it did, then suction cup man wouldn't have been able to grab it easily, as the pigeon weighs more than he can carry, unless suction cup man weighed more than previously established. i call this theory the suction cup man paradox.

[I ATE MY SUBSCRIBERS' FLESH FOR 7 DAYS CHALLENGE]

dantdm would use his response powers to turn them three into dust before they could produce lunchlys made out of human flesh

[a random cnps scene i reanimated]

pov: you hate weezer